Ang: Y’all know the drill!
Kim: We, the besties, have been reviewing Emma Approved ten episodes at a time during the Emma group reading of amazeballz.
Ang: The first week, we reviewed 1-10.
Kim: The second week, we reviewed 11-20.
Ang: The third week, we reviewed 21-30.
Kim: And this being our final week, we are reviewing 31-40.
Ang: Y’all ready for this?!!
Kim: LET’S BURN THIS MUTHA EFFER DOWN.
Without further ado,
we proudly present to you our final bestie review of Emma Approved,
episodes 31-40, that is.
31. Listening, Again
bestie description: Alex storms in, and we swoon.
Kim: Emma admitted that she has been wrong before? Did pigs just fly?
Ang: Pissed off Mr. Knightley is HAWT.
Kim: ALEX SUPPORTS YOU EMMA.
Ang: Smiley Knightley has all the adorbs.
Kim: Wait, how did Izzy’s husband not know she wanted to finish school?
Ang: Because poor writing…I mean, men = dumb.
32. Back in Business
bestie description: Emma channels Daft Punk and Harriet starts a club.
Kim: Step away from the Krav Maga lessons!
Ang: Dude, but really. Emma seems to think the best way to communicate with people is by pushing them around, can you IMAGINE if she knew Krav Maga?
Poor Knightley would be black and blue.
Kim: Alex wants Emma to work on their communication. *swoon*
Ang: OoOoO PICK ME! PICK ME TO WORK ON COMMUNICATING.
Kim: Emma and Alex have a moment and Harriet should have just turned her butt around and left without a word…come on girl!
Ang: BACK. OFF.
33. Back in the Saddle
bestie description: Emma is unstoppable and we fear for all our safety.
Kim: Intimate gathering of stuck up rich drunk people…yay?
Ang: *weakly waves pom-poms*
Kim: Poor Knightley is going to get an ulcer because of this woman.
Ang: We might need to start a Protect the Knightley Club.
Kim: Oh yeah, heaven forbid she be financially responsible!
Ang: She’s above us common folk. Hair flips and fancy shoes are her concerns.
Money? Pffft. That grows on trees.
34. Attitude and Gratitude
bestie description: We meet Emma’s dad’s Harrie (wha…huh?), and Emma downs wheatgrass.
Kim: Emma is the master of delicate situations said no sane person ever.
Kim: I heart Maddy Bates.
Ang: With all the hearts.
Kim: MAMA. I feel like Emma has met her match!
Ang: I wanna see Jane!
Kim: The Queen of England! bwahahaha!
35. Flies to Honey
bestie description: We eat fancy jams and fall harder for Maddy.
Kim: Can we please always be in Alex’s office?
Kim: People can pay me with pie any day.
Ang: MAMA, you can feed me pie EVERYDAY!
Kim: All I’ve learned from this is that the rich and powerful love an open bar.
blah blah blah plot
Ang: blah blah blah need more Alex
36. Internal Troubles
bestie description: Emma laughs in the face of details and planning.
Kim: Is Emma sane?
Kim: “I have to back you call, Emma.”
Ang: BMart in the HOUSE.
Kim: Martin and Harriet awkward adorbs of sadness.
Ang: Emma really could have used those Krav Maga lessons right about now.
Kim: Am I the only one who wants to punch Emma in the face?
“Men can be so insensitive.” #irony
37. Cinderella in the Making
bestie description: Harriet is worked to the bone for her own good.
Kim: Never saving the whales! Down with the whales!*
Ang: Death to the beast that shall not be named!
Kim: If Emma is the fairy godmother I’ll stick with the wicked stepmother.
Kim: Blah blah blah plot stuff
Ang: Blah blah blah Jane Fairfax
Kim: OoOoOH! KNIGHTLEY’s name was said!
38. Surprise, Surprise
bestie description: Emma and Frank Churchill meet, and we all find out they are both manipulators. Plus, outrageous flirting.
Ang: Knightley and I have the same-ish keyboard.
Kim: “How old was the whale?”
Kim: I hate to be the voice of reason but Emma is insane. I gotta say, I love seeing Emma crumbling under pressure.
What the what? Frank Churchill.
39. Benefiting the Greater Good
bestie description: Emma is all cleavage and it’s obviously for Frank freaking Churchill. Because classsssy.
Kim: Flirty Emma makes me gaggy.
Ang: The. Worst.
Kim: OF COURSE HE WANTS TO BE NEAR JANE.
Ang: Her dumbness level is off the charts.
Knightley interruption for the win!
Kim: “How pretentious the party was?”
Snarky Knightley is my hero.
40. Two for Two
bestie description: Frank has motives and Alex seeees them!
Ang: Emma’s gonna “deal” with Harriet? By dealing with her does she mean, EAT HER FACE.
Kim: You better give that girl a raise!
Ang: I like your shirt, Mr. Knightley.
I also like your fancy new haircut and your face.
Kim: Emma’s disdain for Jane makes my cold dead heart happy.
41. Karma is a…
bestie description: Things finally get interesting!
Kim: IT’S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG.
Ang: HELLLLZ YES.
How sad is it that we’re excited over seeing one of THE MOST hated characters from TLBD. They’re totes playing us, aren’t they, best?
Final “final” thoughts with the besties!
Things we’d like to see:
Ang: Personally, I’d like Alex and Darcy in a room together for a side by side comparison, which is a totes legit thing to want.
Kim: I’m excited to see how this Caroline story line plays out…the woman is the devil. I love it.
Ang: Truth. I’d also like to see a Knightley/Emma kiss, for reasons.
*Kim lives in Alaska, but she is deathly afraid of whales…it’s a totes legit phobia.